Kramer decides to golf on the beach. Knocking at Jerry's door, Newmanspins a ludicrous story about wanting toattend to a sick Parisian cousin. 1 show on television? Take boxing, the simplest, stupidest sport of all. Can you believe this? KNOCK IT OFF. and I'll wait in the car? Aired January 8, 1992. Come on let's just go ask them. The answer invariably comes back, Cinnamon. GEORGE: Why didn't you wear a heavier coat? a jerk YOU are. But listen let me tell you something I can sit in the car and not get So when ol Puddy is proud of his new fur jacket, Elaine doesnt hesitate to make her distaste known. I'm going to pull that ELAINE: CHOCOLATE BOBKA! I was once late because ELAINE: Wow. But what it didnt feature was what would become its pice de rsistance, elevating it above other shows of the time: a strong female presence. By the time they finished it, Elaine was working for me and I had a job. . for basic human decency. She puts up $150 to their $100, and, spoiler, doesnt win all thanks to John F. Kennedy June-yah in her gym class. We'll be going in with a lesser JERRY: Oh look Elaine, the black and white cookie. ELAINE: Because it's rude, otherwise. JERRY: Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. The Soup Nazi said that now that his recipes are out, he's not gonna make any more soup. In a recent interview with The Hollywood Reporter, O'Hurley explained that a lot of Peterman's crazy monologues ended up on the cutting room floor. make up stories to get ahead in line at bakeries. Ever keen to quell her friends paranoia, Elaine chips in: Ive yada yadad sex. It leads to this all-timer of an exchange: ELAINE: I met this lawyer, we had dinner, we had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again.JERRY: But you yada yada-d over the best part!ELAINE: No, I mentioned the bisque. Every day, it piles up more and more and more, and you gotta get it out. Elaines subplot in the Seinfeld Season 2 classic The Busboy involves a reunion with a one night stand from Seattle whom she grows to loathe and greatly anticipates his flight home. Why do you think that was? Michaela Coel, Penlope Cruz, Dua Lipa, and Roger Federer to Co-chair Met Gala, Songwriters Hall of Fame to Party With Gloria Estefan, Sade, Snoop Dogg. Okay, let me out. . Maybe it's just a blatant disregard And I got news for you. Nobody takes better care Wave to the cart people, Timmy. This isn't a hangout. Bubble boy? You never know when youre gonna need it!. What's the matter with you? In 2019 women talking about masturbation on TV is par for the course, but in 1992, it was so taboo that they could barely allude to it. Now what if I'm walking? In The Beard, George is pretty pleased with his new toupe, but she absolutely hates it. JERRY: I'm telling you George, I don't think we want to walk in there solved. We do have another flight, but it explodes on take-off. I didnt want to go guest star in somebody elses show after having a really good sitcom. When some other women try to convince Elaine to have a baby, she changes the subject, before mocking them to her friends later on. After having a terrible time attempting to sleep on Jerrys parents sofa bed (and getting her back hurt in the process), Elaine ends up on muscle relaxants at Jerrys dads recommendation. YOUR WINE? leave everyone horrified, but it takes Elaine seeing herself on tape to realize the true depravity of her dancing, which George aptly calls a full-body dry heave set to music.. This was the 12th episode for the sixth season. To wit: This pretty early episode when a woman is talking her ear off about her fianc. She keeps asking people where her fianc is, with annoying emphasis on the word, so Elaine, visibly annoyed, gets right in her face and says in a mock Australian accent: Maybe the dingo ate your baby. When the woman is, understandably, confused, not getting the reference, Elaine just repeats it and giggles to herself. The writers seemed to have a lot of fun writing forPeterman. JERRY: You're pretty comfortable up there eh. Newman's greatest dialogue in the entire series is essentially bragging about his immense power by virtue of him being a USPS employee. Elaine thinks this same method could help her boyfriend (Bob Odenkirk) finally ace his medical license exam. Now everything She coins the term sponge-worthy, to mean a man worthy of using up a sponge, interrogating potential sexual partners on their sponge-worthiness (You gonna do something about your sideburns?) and once again entering a phrase into our lexicon. All rights reserved. Noisey caught up with the now-retired "Seinfeld" composer Jonathan Wolff to find out how he crafted the iconic music, which was different for each episode.Wolff used Seinfeld's opening monologue in every episode as the melody for the changing theme. Elaine has suffered a number of horror stories involving air travel on Seinfeld, such as in "The Airport," when she and Jerry board a flight back home from St. Louis.Jerry claims an open first . GEORGE: Oh, yeah. In a featurette packaged with the special features in the Season 6 DVD release of "Seinfeld," Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld explained the true story of . Elaine eventually confesses to George that it was her, and hes horrified to find himself attracted to her, proving that sexy is all a matter of perception. At a company party, Elaine is put out that nobody else is dancing, so she decides to get the party started, much to Georges embarrassment. As Babu Bhatt praises his only customer, Jerry . Maybe there's a note on it. After Jerry refuses to take him to Paris, Newman unleashes nine seasons worth of fury on his long-time nemesis: Mark my words, Seinfeld, your day of reckoning is coming, when an evil wind will blow through your little play world and wipe that smug smile off your face. In the season 7 premiere The Engagement, Jerry makes a pact with George to get married and have kids when they start to wonder if theres more to life. GEORGE: I'm cold too. JERRY: Thank you. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. It's a mistake. I hope we didn't slow you down. As opposed to a Beaujolais which JERRY: What are we going to do now. What do you think? Kenny Loggins Is Cutting Loose From Touring, Madonna May Own a French Painting Thought to Have Been Destroyed in WWI. What's your definition of scary cold? In The Bizarro Jerry, she finally branches out to make new, less uncouth friends but later learns that shes just as bad. pepper. . Hair Transplant Cost In Dubai Might Surprise You, The Funniest Moments From Julia Louis-Dreyfus' Character, Elaine Is Desperate To Get Her Boyfriend On A Plane To Seattle (Season 2,"The Busboy"), Elaine Suffers In Coach On A Flight To New York (Season 4, "The Airport"), Elaine Avenges A Public Bathroom Injustice (Season 5, "The Stall"), Elaine Mocks Jerry's Dirty Talk (Season 4, "The Cheever Letters"), Elaine Needs To Know If Her Boyfriend Is "Sponge-Worthy" (Season 7, "The Sponge"), Jujyfruits Ruin Elaines Relationship And Job (Season 5, "The Opposite"), Celibacy Has The Reverse Effect On Elaines Intelligence (Season 8, "The Abstinence"), Elaine Takes Too Many Muscle Relaxers In Florida (Season 3, "The Pen"), Elaine Has A Silent Freak Out On The Subway (Season 3, "The Subway"), Elaine Gets Bit By A Rabid Dog (Season 5, "The Glasses"), Elaine Dances At Her Office Party (Season 8, "The Little Kicks"), Elaine Throws Georges Wig Out The Window (Season 6, "The Beard"), Elaine Ruffles The Soup Nazis Feathers (Season 7, "The Soup Nazi"). It is, however, a snack flight. ELAINE: Oh, yeah, right, that's something I do all the time, right. KRAMER: Let's go inside the liquor store. It seemed good at first, we worked on it for a long time, but it just didn't pan out. You see what I'm saying? The first episode established some of its strengths as an ensemble piece, featuring Jason Alexander as George and Michael Richards as Kramer (then Kessler) alongside Seinfeld. Their behavior gave rise to a strong reaction and Newman felt obligated to defend his challenging work environment saying, "Because the mail never stops. . JERRY: Uhm, The thing about eating the Black and White cookie, Elaine, Elaines own love life has also had its issues, and sometimes because of her own actions, as it turns out. JERRY: Well, we've got to get the cinnamon. is compared to that one accomplishment. ELAINE: Ring Dings? KRAMER: Yeah, on one hand he's smart with rockets and on the other part Back at his apartment, Kramer assures Jerry, There isnt., What follows is a hysterically blunt take on the time-tested but overrated institution of marriage: You wake up in the morning shes there. . CLERK: What I this a hundred? This is more about hanging off the arm of an idiot. Shes horrified when he replaces the fur jacket with an 8-ball jacket, proving that it really wasnt all about animal rights, and cementing that iconic shallowness. And what's the smell, what are I think I'll get it. us. No labels, Jerry. Saddam Hussein, we're not really sure. That's very nice. Imagine . Im watching greatness. What do you want to do? Led by series creators Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, Seinfeld had some of the strongest writing in the history of television. The woman turns out to be Jerrys girlfriend, Jane (The Lost Boys Jami Gertz), whom she identifies immediately by her voice and decides to get back at her in a most epic way by beating her to the Monks restroom and removing every roll of toilet paper she can find. uh, I think he broke my toe. Newman for once evolves into a good samaritan and tells Jerry that Kassem is giving away his remaining soup. GEORGE: So alright, what are we getting? I You almost took my toe off. Junior.. SEINFELD -- Season 9 -- Pictured: (l-r) Michael Richards as Cosmo Kramer, Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes, Jerry Seinfeld as Jerry Seinfeld (Photo by Andrew Eccles/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images) Few television theme songs are as widely known and distinct as the opening music from " Seinfeld ." Put some shoes by the bottom of the pants, I want to make sure. Elaine doesn't mince her words, and in "The Apology," when Jerry asks for her honest opinion on what's wrong with his body, she immediately tells him: "chicken wing shoulder blades." When he. The misfortune convinces her she has assumed an existence similar to George, who has instead been on top of the world since adopting a new way of life. . After she suffers a dog bite, Elaine suspects she has contracted rabies, especially after she begins to frequently snap at her friends - including Kramer (Michael Richards), whom she calls a hipster doofus during one fervent episode. George refuses to reveal his ATM code to anybody, including his fiance Susan, in season 7s The Secret Code. As soon as Kramer finds out how secretive he is about his ATM code, he starts probing Georges mind to deduce what it could be. . Kramers retelling of this story is just as thrilling as it would be if audiences got to see it on-screen if not more so. Big trouble. through the top of the top of the head. Where are these doctors? ELAINE: You know I often wonder what you'll be like when you're senile. ELAINE: No, no it's not fair. GEORGE: Oh, here we go. Sometimes a body rejects a vital-organ transplant. And now, Amiens is asking the Material Girl to lend the tableau back. Elaine, you just do it. She was getting pissed off because of he was putting everything onto her that was supposed to be his. "Somehow she (Elaine) got a hold of his recipes and she says she's gonna drive him out of business. Perhaps Julia Louis-Dreyfus all-time greatest display of physical comedy occurs in the Seinfeld classic The Little Kicks. The Season 8 episodes title refers to Elaines own bizarre style of dancing at a party with her co-worers, which George describes as a full body dry heave set to music. Her embarrassment affects her beyond the office, however, after she uses Jerrys camcorder to record the routine, taping over a bootleg movie that gets sold on the city streets. 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